Monday, 3 September 2012

Tom weighs in

1. Best moments:

Impossible not to say the whole thing. It was all amazing, utterly transforming and completely transfixing. It was as if everything stopped for two wondrous weeks, where London worked as it should normally (wouldn't that be a fantastic legacy? Or happy side effect at least...), where people were lifted and united, and where we were all turned into obscure sports experts. There are the more specific 29 GB golden moments, but then all of _our_ medals were special. And how we celebrated them. If I'm going to pick one moment, though, it was the first bit of live action I saw: the men's cycle road race, from our vantage point in Richmond Park on a beautifully sunny first Saturday. Even though we knew it was all lost for GB when the peloton finally reached us, the exhilaration when they shot past was palpable. And set the scene perfectly for the next two weeks.

2. Favourite athlete you’d never heard of before:

Monteo Mitchell, Sarah Attar, Merve Aydin. Of course, I knew who all the GB medallists were before they podiumed. [I didn't.]

3. Favourite sportsman/sportswoman:

Luke Patience and Stuart Bithell, for loving it the most

4. Favourite performance:

Beth Tweddle

5. Favourite medal:

David Rudisha, 800m with a world record. Now that was something really impressive, in a fortnight of impressiveness.

6. Favourite Team GB medal:

Men's gymnastics team bronze. And Ennis for the women.

7. Favourite bit of punditry:

Cavendish for his elimination race explanation. All of Thorpe and Balding.

8. Favourite venue:

I didn't get to the Olympic Stadium, so Velodrome.

9. Favourite thing you witnessed live & direct (if any):

Women's snatch. Finally, I can say that. One thing ticked off the (schoolboys') bucket list.

10. Favourite stat (made up or real): Yorkshire outdoing Australia. And Germany.

11. Favourite Redgrave Hug:

Hoy.

12. Face of the Games:

Bolt.

13. Mathias Steiner Saharan award for Dust:

Gemma Gibbons

14. Your dustiest moments:

Started on Friday 27 July until Sunday 12 August. (Except maybe men's football).

15. Derek Redmond Limping award for Bravery:

See Q2.

16. Favourite Celebration:

Tom Daley's bronze and Jade Jones's gold.

17. One to watch in 2016: Tom Daley, Jade Jones, Patience & Bithell.

18. Best quote:

We're going to be on a stamp!

19. Villain:

Tory MP cock on Twitter
GB men footballers
People who changed the velodrome events (not that it mattered in the end)
Some of the rules enforcers (obviously only when it involved GB athletes at the receiving end)
Lineker

And in the meantime, what this greatest Olympics ever has taught me is that we should be getting more involved watching the up and coming athletes ahead of 2016. Maybe not everything but certainly national championships and international meets. Can Dreadlock Holiday Redux start collating a list of events so that we can see the likes of Peter Wilson at the next national shooting championships or the next Laura Trott at the GB cycling championships? The turnout for London2012 was amazing, helped by the fantastic organisers and volunteers. Surely the greatest legacy will be support of Olympic sports during Olympic down time - we can't all become Bradley Wiggins I'm afraid.

On that note, I recommend John Finnemore's Souvenir Programme on iPlayer - listen quick as only available for a couple more days http://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/bigscreen/radio/episode/b01m171v/ from 8 mins 50 seconds.

And can I remind everyone that while we're saving up for Rio2016, we've got the small matter of Glasgow2014 to get involved in?

Sunday, 2 September 2012

Woody Magic

1. Best Moments: all the usual, mo, jenn, cycling etc - 2 particular moments though was the elimination race in the womens omnium (they should make this a medal event in its own right - bloody amazing..) and the pommel horse final for the men - so close, just a random rule stopping Louis' gold. I will never have a rude thing to say about Zara Philips either - having seen the size of the cross country events fences and ditches and the speed, she has serious cojones!

2. Favourite athlete never heard of before: Nandor Fazekas - hungarian handball player who in the quarterfinals saves a penalty with hungary 1 down and 12 seconds to go and then manages to get the ball back in play for them to score an equaliser ...... I was there!!! he then celebrates by doing a few splits in his area!!!

3. Favourite Sportspeople: Chris Hoy / Laura Trott /Jade Jones were my favourites

4. Favourite performance - Mo's 5,000 - just did not think he could do it again and the final lap was simply amazing. Also, the stanning/glover gold as this was our first and everyone was getting a bit nervous......

5. Favourite non-GB medal: - venezualan fencer - just went mental and is now a national hero as first gold in forever!

6. Favourite Team GB medal - thought the women's pursuit and the men's team gymnastics (coz we used to be rubbish at this...)

7. Favourite Punditry: Cav in velodrome, thorpe's outfits and the gymnastics commentator who on the last tumble of the men's team gymnastics, as it pauses, whispers " come on young man, nail it...." and kristian thomas then does so and he goes completely nuts

8. Venue - too many to choose from - went to the equestrian eventing in greenwich park and that was immense for the cross country bit

9. Stuff I saw: games of table tennis simultaneously at the excel and only 5 rows from the front - pretty amazing and the horses in the cross country, iceland-hjungary qaurterfinal (2 periods of extra time.....)

10. Favourite stat - alastair brownlee's 10k time...... amazing

11. favourite redgrave hug - grainger

12. Face of the games - ennis

13. Mathias Stenier Saharan for dust - pendleton's keirin gold after being disqualified in the team sprint

14. Dustiest moment - so many! possibly Nicola Adams winning and then a bit later jade jones winning - both seriously hard and rather wonderful - loved the "will celebrate with nandos" from adams - also le clos's dad's total emotional meltdown on live telly

15. Derek redmond moment: the british javelin lady goldie sayers trying to throw with torn elbow ligaments (so torn that they had come off the bone.......)

16. One to Watch - KJT and new cyclist generation

17. Best celebration - tom daley and jade jones

18. Best Quote: anyone who did not say "it is unbelievable" when they won

19. Villain - gary lineker - you were awful.

BBC highlights programme, where were the highlights?? talking shite with old olympians does not count as highlights, Gabby!! Just because we can all get to see everything online does not mean that a good 90 minute run through at the end of the day should be changed into that rubbish we got !!!!!

UCI - firstly for changing the rules for not allowing more than 1 per country and second for the ruling against pendleton in the final when meares basically rode into her

Ma Barton's Magic Moments

Lo’s Magic Moments

Best moments: The start of the drum sequence at the opening ceremony; arrival of the Olympic torch and the whole lighting sequence. Closing ceremony when torch was extinguished. Denise Lewis in the studio getting so excited at the 5000m final and climbing on her chair

Fav unknown athlete: Greg Rutherford; David Rudisha

Fav sportsman/woman: Rebecca Adlington; Jessica Ennis; Tom Daley; Usain Bolt

Fav performance: So many. Rebecca Adlington 800m; Tom Daley 10m dive; Grainger gold; everything at the velodrome; men’s triathlon; BMX races; mountain bike races

Fav medal: Rebecca Adlington bronze in 800m. She was so proud to have achieved that and quite rightly so and Tom Daley’s bronze for 10m dive

Fav Team GB medal: The boys gymnastic team. They accepted being bumped off silver with great dignity

Fav punditry: Clare Balding/Ian Thorpe in aquatics centre; Michael Johnson and Denise Lewis

Fav Redgrave hug: Grainger gold

Face of the games: Has to be Ennis or Daley

Mathias Steiner Saharan award for dust: Grainger; Ennis post race interviews

Dustiest moments: Raising of Olympic flag; Arrival of the torch into the stadium and then the lighting by the young athletes; every GB medal ceremony; LeClos’s dad after his son won gold

Derek Redmond Limping award for bravery: Goes to the GB female hockey player who got her jaw smashed and came back to play in another match having had it wired up.

One to watch in 2016: Johnson-Thompson; Laura Trott; Tom Daley

Things I’d rather not see: Women boxing!

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Sunday, 26 August 2012

A volunteer speaks...

1. Best moments: This is the same as for my dustiest moments really (filled this in back to front) but in summary, torch relay, torch entering the stadium, lapping the stadium and ultimately building the cauldron; all of the Team GB medals, particularly the ones which were a long time coming and/or multiple and/or career ending, e.g. Ennis, Farah, Grainger, Hoy, Pendleton. Jake Humphrey’s interview with Frank Skinner, comparing notes over what had made them cry and Jake saying: “the atmosphere in London is just incredible, call me dramatic but it really feels like this week the world has changed” AMAZING!!!! Being part of it, I was so proud to put my Games Maker uniform on each day and giving nearly 100 hours of my time, paying around £600 to interview, train and attend the whole thing felt like a privilege, something I will never forget.

2. Favourite athlete you’d never heard of before: I can’t remember life before the Olympics to be honest so I’m not sure who I hadn’t heard of before!

3. Favourite sportsman/sportswoman – Tough choice but for longevity I’ll go with Hoy for the boys then it’s Ennis for the girls for me.

4. Favourite performance – ah, so hard to pick but I’d say Grainger for her storming win, Ennis for her slamming of the Heptathlon and pretty much everything from the Veledrome! Oh and Farah, ah, ALL OF TEAM GB!!!!

5. Favourite medal - Non GB? All of Bolts, what a dude. Also David Boudia in the 10m Platfom Diving, mainly cos it WASN’T CHINA!!!

6. Favourite Team GB medal – ahh, so hard to pick just one! Hoy and Pendleton’s Keirin ones, Trott’s omnium one, both of Farah’s, Ennis’s and the double skulls girls, so unexpected Also, Tom Daley has to get a special mention, def the happiest Bronze Medal winner of the games, and deservedly so

7. Favourite bit of punditry- Clare Balding for me, absolute star. She so clearly loved every minute of it, her Twitter commentary along the way was ace too, she was as humunahed as we were. Also really liked Thorpe and HEARTED Cav, bless him, blates the only cyclist in Team GB without a medal?:(

8. Favourite venue – Gotta be the Olympic Stadium, walking in and feeling the warmth of the cauldron and the roar of the crowd for Team GB is something I will never forget. BT Live comes a close second for me though, amazing atmosphere every time, excellent use of confetti canons on the main screen at the point of every GB gold

9. Favourite thing you witnessed live & direct (if any) – Mo Farah’s 5k win from Hyde Park, EVERYone around us was up on their feet jumping and screaming for his entire last lap, INCREDIBLE atmosphere, likewise for the velodrome golds. Also taking the Hyatt boys to Hyde Park on Super Saturday and witnessing 3 golds in less than an hour at Eton Dorney with a red/white/blue confetti canon going off each time, Thomas Hyatt bouncing around: “WE’RE AT THE LIMPICS!!”; Unadulterated support for Cav and the team in the last few km of the Men’s Road Race, despite being 57 seconds behind at Fulham, it really felt like our cheers could help him get into medal position. Seeing Ennis break her record in the hurdles was pretty special too. Not quite live and direct but I missed my train home on Men’s Tennis Final day so was able to watch Murray storm to victory on my phone. As he played the last few points, I realised that there were loads of pockets of people around me huddled around phones and iPads doing the same as me. As he aced that last point, everyone cheered around me then the tanoy announced his gold and the whole station roared, amazing

10. Favourite stat (made up or real)- Andy Murray at his peak fitness can run the 400m in 49 seconds – Mo’s last 400 after 9600m run was 43 seconds.

11. Favourite Redgrave Hug – Grainger and the 2 silver boys he practically lifted out of the boat. Hoy of course too

12. Face of the Games: Mo Farah, particularly his expression as crossing the line and Tom Daley

13. Mathias Steiner Saharan award for Dust – gotta be Hoy for me, particularly when he was interviewed in the studio afterwards saying it was his allergies acting up whilst on the podium – LEGEND!

14. Your dustiest moments – oh god, the whole bloody thing, I felt hungover every day due to loss of fluids! Every Team GB gold and medal ceremony. The whole lighting of the torch by stars of the future then the nations coming together in one giant torch (choking as I write this). The rings coming together at the beginning of the ceremony, amazing. Chris Hoy winning his last medal, Jessica Ennis striding to victory in her last event. EVERY BBC montage throughout the event, particularly the one at the end in the build-up to the closing ceremony with Reggie Yates talking about the community spirit in London; and the one before the Opening Ceremony detailing the journey of the torch, HUMUNAHHH!

15. Derek Redmond Limping award for Bravery – she wasn’t limping per se but that Syrian (I think, some other repressed country maybe *ignorance face*) who was in the 800m I think it was. She came over a lap behind everyone else but was grinning the whole time then when being interviewed afterwards, she couldn’t stop grinning, she was so proud to be there representing her country, way gorge

Ed's note: it was Sarah Attar, the Californain Saudi

16. One to watch in 2016 Johnson Thompson in the heptathlon, Adam Gemili in the sprints – he’s no Bolt but considering he only started running in January this year, 3rd in the semi-final was pretty impressive! All the young veledrome cyclists, they were amazing! Tom Daley too. Is this limited to GB? If not, I’d put Blake in here too.

17. Best Celebration: Tom Daley and the double skulls girls. Andy Murray too, climbing into the crowd and saying afterwards, he’d always dreamed of doing that after watching his heroes do it when he was younger. Also, that lovely girl boxer who when asked what she would do to celebrate replied “Ah, I just wanna go to Nandos”, haha!

18. Best quote: girl from the double skulls “We won the Olympics” and Hoy’s mum in the audience of the Keirin after watching through split fingers as he crossed the line: “Thank god for that”; Mr De Clos as quoted by Lily Allen on Twitter allegedly said after De Clos beat Phelps: “Wow, that’s it, I can die happy now”

19. Villain: Japanese gymnasts in the Men’s Team event, that aussie bitch who pushed Pendleton, Farah’s mardy wife, Trevor Nelson in the Opening Ceremony – SHUT UP MAN. Twitter trolls.

Tuesday, 21 August 2012

My magic moments

These do change a bit, but at the moment they are:

1. Best moments: All of it! In particular,

  • the look of blissful happiness & joy on the face of Grainger,
  • Mike Costello's commentary on the last few metres of the 5000m - "his face, a mask of pain",
  • Andy Murray hugging the random kid after thrashing Fed,
  • the radio commentary when Skelton knocked down the penultimate fence - quide liderally as the commentator uttered the word "GOLD",
  • the extraordinary drama of that 47 minutes on the middle Saturday,
  • Kirani James swapping his number with Oscar Pistorius,
  • the old man in Yorkshire who sent the Brownlees congratulatory letters & a tenner each,
  • the teenager from Guam who finished 13 minutes back in the 10km open water swim, then got a standing ovation which he couldn't see, as he'd lost his prescription goggles in the Serpentine!

2. Favourite athlete you’d never heard of before: David Rudisha - what a senasational 800m, the athletic performance of the games. Hoping for the 400m match up between him & Bolt!

3. Favourite sportsman/sportswoman - Sportswoman: The lovely Laura Trott - "I'm glad the crowd were roaring me home coz me legs were killing me"

Sportsman: Ben Ainslie for the absolute force of will he imposed on a regatta he was losing to scrape the Gold in the final race. Gargantuan.

4. Favourite performance - Being at Park Live to watch Trott win the Elimination race with the crowd getting into it was pretty special, but the Triathlon was amazing - only saw the last leg but Alistair Brownlee ran at an incredible pace to drop everyone else and get his brother into a medal winning position, even with the 15 second penalty.

5. Favourite medal - Non GB?

  • Being pipped in the lightweight 4s by the saffers, who had the first black rower to win a medal in their boat.
  • Another good one was the Guatemalan race walker who won their first ever medal, then used the platform as a plea for his nation's youth to stop the violence.
  • For schadenfreude, has to be Bauge's silvers - though should have been gold for the amount of whinging!

6. Favourite Team GB medal - Probably Katherine Grainger, but all the cyclists as well!

7. Favourite bit of punditry- Cav in the Velodrome was comedy gold.
"So Cav, can you explain the elimination race to us?"
"Well, it's a race and people get eliminated every few laps"

8. Favourite venue - Greenwich Park & Horseguards - what settings! In the Olympic Park, The Box that Rocks was very cosy as well.

9. Favourite thing you witnessed live & direct (if any) - Finale to the Pentathlon - the roar which greeted Sam Murray when she came into the arena in silver position on the final lap of the Modern Pentathlon - what must it have been like at the stadium!

Also the Korean bloke being tackled at the handball - you had to be there really but it was very funny.

10. Favourite stat (made up or real)-

  • Mo ran 50 laps of that track
  • Bolt did under 100 seconds of work all week
  • Brownlee's 10k was 90 seconds slower than Mo's, and he had slowed to a walk by the end
  • The Iranian weightlifter with the same number of letters in his surname as Phelps has Gold medals.

11. Favourite Redgrave Hug - So many! At the rowing, the consoling one for Purchase & Hunter and the celebratory one, on behalf of the nation, for Kath Grainger who barely escaped alive.

Away from the rowing, popping up in the mix zone to hug it out and pass on the mantle to Chris Hoy

12. Face of the Games Ennis & Farah - a superb stick in the eye for the haters!

13. Mathias Steiner Saharan award for Dust -

  • Obviously Gemma Gibbons, Tom Daley, Sarah Stevenson for doing what they did with recent and not so recent breavement to contend with.
  • Felix Sanchez sobbing his heart out on the podium,
  • a red eyed Hoy,
  • Pendleton's tears of joy that she was finally finished with the sport she'd been cursed to be so good at.
  • And poor old Nick Skelton - too stiff upper lipped himself for dust mind you, but one fence down in 5 rounds, but it was the last one, and the 4 clears didn't count, so he went from Gold to 4th.
  • Purchase & Hunter

14. Your dustiest moments -

  • That incredible torch-lighting
  • The boys in the 470 capsizing in celebration as they got silver, then jumping in to celebrate with the Aussie winners, while both sets of parents hugged on the headland
  • Walking into Olympic Park for the first & only time, and hearing a huge roar go up from the stadium - turned out a Brit had qualified for the discus final!
  • The commentary highlight reels, especially after the event!

15. Derek Redmond Limping award for Bravery -

  • Merve Aydin, the Turkish 800m runner, who limped around to finish on a sprained ankle.
  • I suppose the American - but I don't believe he had a properly broken leg!
  • Steiner himself for dropping the weights on himself when going for the big one.

16. One to watch in 2016 - Laura Trott in the cycling, Katarina Johnson-Thompson in the heptahlon

17. Best Celebration -

  • Hard to argue with Jade Jones flinging her head protector in the air when she won Gold.
  • Also liked the sailing boys,
  • Daley getting thrown in,
  • Bolt doing the Mobot,
  • the hurdling discus champion,
  • the canoeists all jumping in,
  • "we're going to be on a stamp"
  • Gold Postboxes
  • ...

18. Best quote: "Thanks Dad" - 5Live had a reporter with Pa Hoy, and they got him talking to Chris. He was so proud, and Chris's simple reply was just the bollocks. Fantastic - instant tears from Dads across the land!

19. Villain -

  • That cock of a Tory MP who tweeted his dislike of the opening ceremony because it was too multicultural,
  • Pedantic rules appliers - rules are rules and all that, but read the script first guys!
  • David Bond for his relentless negativity in the first few days.
  • KP for his attention-seeking idiocy!

Chris's Magic moments

1. Best moments: Too many! The general feelgood atmosphere around the place. Team GB medals, Daley being delighted with Bronze and being chucked in pool. The way we got excited about dressage etc etc.

2. Favourite athlete you’d never heard of before: German discus thrower. Celebrated Gold by ripping his shirt and doing a lap of honour including jumping the womens 100m hurdles down the wrong way in celebration.

3. Favourite sportsman/sportswoman - Chris Hoy. Just a legend. So humble with it too. Fantastic performance in keirin. Wiggo - just for being cool!

4. Favourite performance - All of Team GB in the velodrome 10 events, 7 gold, 1 silver (unfairly penalised too) and 1 bronze and a disqualification when would have won something! The ICF tried to change the rules to stop us being so dominant. Think again!

5. Favourite medal - Non GB? Jamaica 4 x100 relay men (coz I was there)

6. Favourite Team GB medal - Katherine Grainger and Ben Ainslie.

7. Favourite bit of punditry. Ian Thorpe. "Look... "

8. Favourite venue - All of them were brilliant but has to be Beach Volleyball. To be sitting there high in the stands and looking out with Big Ben to the right, Whitehall to the left, Buck House and St J's Park behind and the London Eye and Shard in front was special. As was Greenwich Park with the Cutty sark, Canary Wharf and the Royal Naval College laid out in front. All of them showed London off to be amazing.

9. Favourite thing you witnessed live & direct (if any) - Has to be Saturday night in the stadium. Mo Farah 5000m. Incredible noise. Incredible atmosphere. Everyone united in delight! Couldnt stop shaking afterwards.

10. Favourite stat (made up or real). Yorkshire winning more Golds than Australia! That we won more medals across more sports than anyone else (I think)

11. Favourite Redgrave Hug - Purchase and Hunter. Incredible tv to see the big man lifting Hunter out of the boat followed up by Invers in tears.

12. Face of the Games - Jess of course and she delivered. Super stuff

13. Mathias Steiner Saharan award for Dust - Gemma Gibbons on winning her semi final and mouthing I love you Mum to her mum that died 7 years ago

14. Your dustiest moments - When the rings came together at the Opening ceremony (seeing live at rehearsal did make me well up), Lighting of the torrch. In action: Kath Grainger finally winning Gold, Super Saturday Part 1, Mo on Super Saturday Part 2, Purchase and Hunter.

15. Derek Redmond Limping award for Bravery - American fella that broke his leg and carried on running in 4 x 400.

16. One to watch in 2016 - Cav back in the velodrome!

17. Best Celebration - Jade Jones flinging her head protector in the air when she won Gold. Pure unbridled joy.

18. Best quote: Slightly ditzy Kat Copeland on unexpectedly winning Lightweight Double Sculls. "We've won the Olympics. We're going to be on a stamp!"

19. Villain - The Commisaires in the Velodrome. Anna Mears for blatant push on Pendo! David Bond, BBC News Sport editor for being a dick.

Friday, 17 August 2012

Tuesday, 14 August 2012

Magic Moments Time

Here is this Olympiad’s questionnaire – feel free to suggest additional questions or give multiple answers or not answer everything!

1. Best moments

2. Favourite athlete you’d never heard of before

3. Favourite sportsman/sportswoman

4. Favourite performance

5. Favourite medal

6. Favourite Team GB medal

7. Favourite bit of punditry

8. Favourite venue

9. Favourite thing you witnessed live & direct (if any)

10. Favourite stat (made up or real)

11. Favourite Redgrave Hug

12. Face of the Games

13. Mathias Steiner Saharan award for Dust

14. Your dustiest moments

15. Derek Redmond Limping award for Bravery

16. Favourite Celebration

17. One to watch in 2016

Day 16, Sobbing Sunday, 12th August, Modern Pentathlon

The dreaded last day How were we going to cope without this most marvellous of events happening in our city? I suppose we have the Paralympics to look forward to, though no tickets yet, then Rio 2016 to start saving for. But in the meantime, there was one more event to go to, the last 2 events of the Modern Pentathlon, something we have done well in since its introduction at Sydney 2000 when Steph Cooke won GOLD.

I started the day by taking B to Tooting Bec lido, as we'd heard via Twitter that Ian Thorpe wanted to do his bit for the legacy and was going to be giving swimming advice out to anyone who turned up. There was no sign of him when we got there, but the place was pretty busy - mainly with people who were doing their usual Sunday swim, but after about half an hour and a dip in the unheated pool, he arrived. There was quite a crowd, and he presented a trophy to someone from the swimming club, then signed some autographs and exchanged a bit of banter, with me telling him, on behalf of the nation, that he was an excellent pundit & should come back & take over from Lineker. B heard him talking about Brazil, and from her perch on my shoulders told him that her mummy was from brazil - he looked up at her and said that she looked like her mummy was from Brazil, before exchanging some pleasantries in Portuguese! She clammed up completely at this!

At this point we were invited through, with a handful of other small kids, to have our swimming lesson with him - but for some reason B had a complete emotional breakdown and refused to go in the pool, wanted to give up swimming & swimming lessons for ever etc. I have no idea what brought this on, and it was only once I said we could go, after trying in vain to persuade her to join in, that she stopped crying. How do you explain to a 6 year old what an amazing opportunity she was passing up? On our way out of the place she said that she didn't know what had come over her, and was very sorry - but wouldn't go back!

On the way home we stopped at Sainsbury's to buy some Team GB t-shirts for her & H, as well as some other half-price Team GB tat - those nectar points finally coming in handy so that these items were essentially actually FREE! Then we had a quick lunch before heading for Greenwich, getting there pretty easily via Lewisham & the DLR.

On the way down from the station to the park, B & H went for the world record for the number of high fives they could get from volunteers wearing foam hands. On arrival at the park itself, it turned out that there was a viewing village with a big screen & extortionate food stalls - not very well advertised (perhaps hence the nice atmosphere!) - one for the Paralympics if it's still there! We got through security easily where, once again, I was able to take my water, this time in a metal flask which was detected. The marine checking the bag just asked me to drink a bit from it rather than chuck it all away - another example of common sense prevailing which the airports could certainly learn from.

The venue was fantastic - the show-jumping arena was set up with 3 stands with the fourth side being the Royal Maritime Museum with Canary Wharf & Docklands behind. We sat about half way up one of the stands, and this was the view:

As probably befits the image of Equestrian, this was by far the poshest venue we've been at - the music was solidly of the Radio 2 variety, and the announcer was very good, inviting us to "contain our emotion" when the horses were about - we practiced keeping quiet, applauding discreetly, and having a sharp intake of breath - and there was mercifully no sign of We Will Rock You anywhere. One of the GB girls was in 3rd, and I immediately assumed it was Mhari Spence, the World Champion, but she was actually in 10th, and it was Sam Murray, bronze medallist from the European championships, who held our best medal hopes.

Unfortunately for me, little Mr H was a bit of a nightmare - not wanting to sit still (surprisingly for a 2 year old...NOT), yelling if he couldn't sit and play on the steps, and with the requests for quiet when the horses were on, we were very aware of any disturbance he might have been creating for the others around us. We were rescued by one of the volunteers who moved the kids & me down to the very front of the stands, where there were other young kids, and more space, and, ironically given how much closer we were to the action, more noise, so it wasn't so bad. The Gabster stayed firmly ensconsed at the top of the stand, enjoying a bit of downtime from the kids...!

Here are the Team GBrazil supporters!

I like the Modern Pentathlon, as from a schadenfreude point of view, the equestrian bit can be highly entertaining. It's the one variable the competitors can't control. The way it works is that they are allocated a horse at random by lot, that horse is used twice, and they only have 20 mins and 3 jumps to get used to each other. It's supposed to test the riding skills rather than the horse, and the fences looked fairly low.

I know it's unkind, and quite possibly we're watching a lifetime's ambition going up in smoke, but I defy you not to laugh or at least stifle a grin when a rider goes over a fence hanging on to the horse's neck for dear life, or sprints after it having been thrown off. It's funny! I did feel bad for them when fences were refused though, and the crowd got to use our aforementioned intake of breath.

This was where Mhari Spence's hopes were shattered, as she had drawn a huge & very feisty looking horse who gave her a hell of a time. There was actually only one clear round, so maybe the heat had got to the horses.

Once they had all finished the equestrian, the fences were removed and a track was marked out for the final event. The points totals were converted into a time handicap, and everyone started according to this. Hence our best hope was 8 seconds back. This makes it all very exciting as you then know that the first person over the line is the overall winner - imagine how cool that would be in other multi-event disciplines?!

They have now combined the shooting event with the final 3000m cross country part, so the athletes start at the handicapped intervals, run straight to the shooting range, hit 5 targets, run 1000m, calm down enough to hit another 5, run another 1000m, hit their last 5 targets, then it's 1000m to GOLD! This means you have 2 chances to get past people - on the track by being faster or on the range by being steadier. By the time they were round for the second shoot, the crowd had figured out the scoreboard & were counting down the shots.

When Murray was really close on the 3rd circuit, the roar increased as each target was hit, and when she went past the Brazilian into Silver position as they were running out of the stadium for the last time, the place erupted! She still had to stay in front though, and when she came back into the stadium a few minutes later in second place, the roar was amazing. She was never going to catch the Lithuanian, but she had to stay in front. On the tv footage you can see the Gabster and I jumping up and down, bringing home our respective compatriots. It was a very exciting end to the final event in the Olympics.We hung around for the medal ceremony & celebrations, then made our way slowly away.

On the way out I stopped for a chat with one of the volunteers, as I was curious about the water in the sinks in the loos. There was a "not drinking water" label on them which I hadn't seen anywhere else, (and ignored anyway), and the lady revealed a few things: the label hadn't been there the previous week, the plumbing hadn't been changed, and Games water seller COCA-COLA HAD PUT THEIR FOOT DOWN AFTER LOW WATER SALES IN THE FIRST WEEK TO GET THE STICKER PUT THERE!! I expressed my outrage by filling my bottles from the nearest sink. Beware of this ruse if you're going to the Paralympics.

Here's Sam, on the last lap, racing for Silver, with the Brazilian girl gaining on her all the time, but not quite enough to get in shot!

Sam Murray, Modern Pentathlon, SILVER

On the way out we got a picture of my Olympic family next to the rings, then faffed about a bit by the big screen before heading for the chippy.

I guess we'll see!

We ate our fish and chips down by the river, next to the Cutty Sark, as a lone and quite decent busker played Britpop nearby and the sun went down on the most fantastic fortnight many of us will ever see in London.

Then it was home for the Closing Ceremony, watched on delay, where my main disappointment was that Take That didn't sing Relight my Fire as the flame went out. It was nowhere near as good as the Opening, or the two weeks that followed, but it wasn't that bad either, and I enjoyed it well enough.

Turns out I was on telly a few times that afternoon, in the Thorpe piece as well as at the event, so you can add that to the footage of the Badminton finals in Athens! Haven't quite summoned the courage to watch the final 90 minute montage programme yet, but have got the nightly radio highlights recorded on my phone, and that's dusty enough!

Elsewhere during the day we still had a couple more chances in the boxing, and I didn't see or hear either of them. The first guy, Fred Evans, ran out of steam in the final and was well beaten. The second one, the Super Heavyweight, was a tighter affair, which may only have been won in the 3rd round when Joshua got some big shots in. The score was tied and Joshua won on countback. The Italians protested, and there was some tension for a while before the protest was rejected and our last GOLD of the game was confirmed. 29 of them! Here's hoping that Joshua's career follows the path of Lennox Lewis, as opposed to Audley Harrison.

Fred Evans, Boxing, SILVER

Anthony Joshua, Boxing, GOLD

Day 15, Super Duper Saturday, 11th August

Another fine sunny day for a goldrush, and today was all about the boxing, diving & athletics. But wait, what's this new event? 200m Canoe Sprint? And we have the Usain Bolt of canoeing? Excellent news! Around 9.30 I snuck away from the washing up and turned the telly on to watch Ed McKeever. These blokes are huge! Most of them in vests with their huge guns glistening in the morning sun, but our man was in a long sleeved skinsuit which somehow emphasised his size even more. I was terrified!

The 50m races in the pool always look a bit comic, a lot of wacky races splashing, where the comedy value rather outweighs the appreciation of the skill required. It wasn't the case in the 200m sprint, the paddles whir away impressively and the kayaks are propelled through the water at impressive speed - and we won!

It was as exciting as such a short race can be, he made his trademark fast start and stayed in front. It didn't look like he won it by much, but the commentators told us that in canoe sprint terms, this was a proper thrashing. I quite enjoyed it when they asked him afterwards about being the Bolt of the water - rather than shrug it off with that oh so British reserve, he said that now he had the GOLD to back up the comparison!

Ed McKeever, 200m Canoe Sprint, GOLD

A bit later the pairs race went out where our guys weren't expected to gold, but had a good chance of medalling and podiuming. A fine effort saw them bronze. I was amused to hear Pinsent & Cracknell grumbling that the canoeists got to stand on an actual podium rather than merely the jetty to receive their medals.

Liam Heath & Jon Scofield, 200m Canoe Sprint, BRONZE

We then had a party to go to in the afternoon, someone clearly having missed the memo that all social interactions that do not involve sport or big screens are cancelled for the duration. H did us a favour by sleeping until midway through the first half if the football, the GOLD above all others that Brazil are desperate to win, never having done so. In 96 they were knocked out by a sensational strike from Kanu in golden goal extra time, having led 2-0. Last time they were knocked out in the semi by archrivals Argentina, who went on to win it.

As is frequently the case in the UK media, the assumption is that whenever Brazil play they are favourites. However, Mexico had beaten them in a warm up match, on several occasions in the last few years, and were no longer intimidated or afraid of them.

I saw the first 10 minutes & the last 15 mins (the party had a telly and someone else was already watching it! Result!!), and saw 2 Mexican goals (the first inside 29 seconds), 1 Brazilian one then a clear header deep into injury time which was missed! GOLD for Mexico, another failure for Brazil - judging by the reaction from by Brazilian mates on facebook this was a shocking & disgraceful performance. I prefer to think that the second saturday of August, 4 years from now, at Maracana is already the hottest ticket of the games & the place to be.

Party duties then took over so I missed the boxing medal, but it was another GOLD.

Luke Campbell, Boxing, GOLD

At around 1915 people started to gather in front of the telly in anticipation of Mo at 1939. We were still watching the volleyball, and the Gabster was making a brave if futile effort to convince people to watch it..I was recording it at home to watch as live later, so at half past we turned over.

The race started out very cagily - 70 second laps, very slow. The Kenyans & Ethiopians tried to control it and mess around with the rhythm but Mo essentially ignored them, as he had in the 10000m, and ran his own race. Eventually the pace started to quicken and he moved to the front then hit the front.

My brother Chris was there, jammy git, and said, as did pretty much every commentator & journo, that he'd never experienced anything like it. There was a Mexican Roar which followed the Athletes around the track. As it went into the last few laps the tension was mounting with every stride. My palms were sweating, I was on the edge of my seat, shouting a mixture of instructions, advice & gibberish at the telly. Steve Cram was ramping it up, Mo was ramping it up, Mike Costello on the radio was ramping it up, the Ethiopian was ramping it up. But somehow Mo found another gear, and with, in Mike Costello's excellent commentary (which I listened to later), "his face a mask of pain", he kicked again & stayed out in front & it was his second GOLD.

By this stage I had the shakes - a real physical reaction to an amazing performance, and it took several minutes to calm down.

Mo Farah, 5000m, GOLD

All that was left for us, apart from a Jamaican world record in the 4x100m relay, won following a brilliant 3rd bend leg by Yohan Blake, and Bolt doing the Mobot as he crossed the line, was Tom Daley.

I was largely listening to this on the radio, as the Gabster was watching the volleyball final. My friend Giules had been at the final and had inadvertently let me know the result, so I already knew that the unforuntatley named Destinee Hooker was to emerge GOLDless once more, and that Brazil would win it.

Anyway, radio commentary on diving is quite bizarre, as you hear the take off, the splash, the reaction.

His first dive was a shocker, and he looked out of the medals from the off. Having scraped through qualifying, it didn't look good. But as he came out of the water, he and his coach made some signals to each other which added up to them getting a redive - on account of Tom having been put off by the flash photography. On his second attempt he nailed it, and the competion was off.

Tactically, Daley likes to hit his toughest dives early, to put pressure on the others, and it was the same story here. Approaching the last few rounds, one of the Chinese guys cocked it up, so Daley was in postion to win a medal. Going into the final round, he was in GOLD position, but the degree of difficulty on his final dive wasn't as tough as the 2 ahead of him, so he needed them to go wrong for him to stay in Gold. He also needed to nail his own dive.

By this time, the volleyball had finished, so we watched on the telly, as Tom first nailed his dive, then the other 2 nailed theirs, and it was BRONZE. The reaction was fantastic - all the Diving Squad threw him back into the water and jumped in to join him - they were great scenes, and showed just how delighted they and he were with that medal. After the year he's had, with the death of his dad, the public criticism from the coach, the promo work, the face of the games stuff with all the associated pressure, and still being only 18, this was a highly impressive perfomance. Well done!

Tom Daley, 10m Platform Diving, BRONZE

Saturday, 11 August 2012

Best Parental Reaction

It has to be between:

Bert Le Clos after son Chad beats Phelps, conducted by the peerless Balding.

and

Ma McHoy

...though I also loved the reaction from the parents after the 470 sailing yesterday, who all celebrated their sons' successes together.

Best idea of the Games

From Gary Naylor:

Let's have gold, silver and bronze plaques on the walls of every medal-winners' school.

This really would Inspire a Generation, and would be pretty cheap to do as well. As would making medalists visiting schools a requirement for receiving lottery funding.

Live text update of the games

BBC Website

1826 CELEB SPOT!

We've seen that much of our own royal family that the novelty has worn off - Kate Middleton was at the hockey again earlier on - but here's one for you, the King of Spain has jetted in for the basketball. And no, not Ashley Giles. The actual King of Spain.

Come on Mo!

The Carnival is (almost) over, let us say our last goodbyes

Ah yes, lists & stuff you may have missed!

Top 20 moments from the Telegraph

Amazing photos & Stirring Music from the Guardian

The Arcmchair Olympian with their alternative medals - including a Gold to France for moaning

Medal Table for Best Losers

A map of the Gold Postboxes

A map of where our medallists are from.

Sarah Attar, Saudi Arabia's 800m runner.

Dusty Beijing hero, Matthias Steiner drops the dumbell on his head.

Olympians on the piss

10 stories you may have missed, from first weekend of the Games.

Interesting profile of Clare Balding.

What he says

The New Statesman's Alternative awards

What will happen to all the Olympic venues

A view of the BBC coverage from Time magazine - some of it is bollocks (Boardman is a scupulously fair minded cycling pundit and calls it as he sees it), but otherwise interesting. And Baldo gets another mention!

Day 14, FFS Friday, 10th August

You know you've turned very picky when 2 silver & 3 bronze leave a feeling of frustration & disappointment. The day started to go wrong when possibly the most deserving of our athletes, Sarah Stevenson, who overcame the death of both parents within 3 months last year, then a serious knee injury, just to be there, lost in the first round. I had certainly hoped for a Mathias Steiner type happy ending, but the young American, and best unseeded player in the draw, hadn't read the script, and Stevenson lost her first bout. While we harboured hopes that there might later be the chance of a bronze, the American lost in her next bout, and that was that. How rude!

Next up was Lutalo Muhammad, who had been the innocent victim of some terrible & inexplicable selectorial shenaningans from UK Taekwondo. Without ever providing a proper explanation, Aaron Cook, number 1 in the world & world champion was not selected and Lutalo, who droped down a weight so he could fight here, was. All sorts of shit had hit the fan in the build up, and no one is any the wiser as to why.

His first two fights were cagey affairs, almost like the pressure & expecation on him to succeed was overwhelming him. When he lost in fairly dismal style to a Spanish fighter Cook beats all the time, there was much eye rolling, but people were forgetting that when you lose to the eventual finalist, you get another go. He had been utterly devastated when he lost, the ref had to get him up off the mat so they could complete the post fight ritual of bows & handshakes.

When he came out later in the evening for the repechages, he was so much better! Why hadn't he fought like this earlier? For whatever reason, he seemd to fight with a lot more confidence, and ended up winning 2 further rounds and getting a bronze.

Huge sighs of relief all round from the blazers, but this should not be seen as a vindication of their selection policy, which was wrong. However, all hail Lutalo Muhammad - none of this was your doing, and to come out of it with a bronze after all the abuse you had had in the build up was quite brilliant. Well done!

Lutalo Muhammad, Bronze, Taekwondo.

Over at Weymouth, we had two guaranteed silvers in the 470 class. The men were first, where they needed to beat the Aussies, and get another boat between them. It started well enough, and a very tense race unfolded, but the Aussies got ahead, and we couldn't catch them. However, the boys were delighted with Silver - they're young lads at their first Olympics, one of the Aussies is a veteran who is retiring, and they have been world champions for the last 3 years. At the end, they both capsized their boats & jumped into the sea together to celebrate - it was wonderful stuff, they'd had a heck of a race but could then enjoy each other's success afterwards - I found myself unexpectedly affected by a brief allergic reaction to the dust...

Luke Patience & Stuart Bithell, Silver, Sailing 470 class, Men

I didn't see the women racing, but they only needed to finish ahead of the Kiwis. Somehow they were caught in a bunch when the wind changed & the Kiwis were in the right spot & won easily. There was not the unalloyed delight we saw from the boys, but they seemed to get there by the time the medals were presented. I'm sure both crews will be back in Rio...

Hannah Mills & Saskia Clark, Silver, Sailing 470 class, Women.

Things are looking good at the boxing, with 3 fighters into their respective finals. Losing semi-fianlists get awarded the Bronze, so this is what Anthony Ogogo gets, after he was outclassed by the Brazilian in his semi.

Anthony Ogogo, Bronze, Boxing.

What a comeback from the women's hockey team, understandably shattered after losing a tight semi, to come back so well to win Bronze.

The women's hockey team, Bronze.

And so to the Athletics, where I'd be lying if I said I had high hopes for the 4x100 relay boys. I was listening to Darren Campbell talking about relay running on my way home, making a lot of sense, and clearly not that confident about the team, and the order. I'm thinking to myself that he should have a coaching role somehow. Anyway, off they went, and YET AGAIN they cock it up, this time on the final changeover, where they'd put the most inexperienced runner. He started too soon, looked back for the baton, took it too late then ran out of his lane! Poor kid, but FFS! Sort it out! How hard can it be? Ironically the one time in the last 5 olympics where we didn't cock it up, we won the bloody Gold!

Mystic Campbell had flagged up all of these areas, and questioned the order, and then it turns out that he's offered his services to Charles van Comminee (sp?) of UK Athletics FOR FREE and been turned down! Charlie boy needs to get his head out of his arse and involve Mr C as soon as possible, as we have become whatever comes after "embarassment" and "laughing stock".

The 4x100 final for women was won by a formidable US team, who also shattered the 27 year old world record set by the doped up East Germans - no one will miss that record.

In the 4x400m relay, traditionally a good one for us and real medal chance, the team was changed before the final, and team captain & hurdler Dai Greene was brought in. This was a bad call, and had been flagged as a potentially bad one 24 hours earlier. Dai took the 3rd leg, and while the first two had left him a lot to do, he left Martyn Rooney even more to do, and even though Rooney ran a blistering anchor leg, he was a couple of metres short on the line - but it was certainly exciting!

Away from the Athletics, Brazil got into the final of the Men's Volleyball, with a convincing straight sets win over Italy, and Tom Daley scraped into the final of the diving, 15th out of 18. If he is on the daily preview brochure thing tomorrow, his fate will be sealed.

Oh yes, and the BMX. Reports from my friend Giules, taking one for the team by sitting out in the sun all afternoon about 4 rows away from Becks, were that it was an excellent afternoon - though she was a bit far away from crash corner! Loads of athletes tried to get in and had to be directed to a separate area outside the velodrome.

BMX is definitely a great event, but it's also a total lottery, all thrills & spills, so I don't think we should pile the pressure on any GB hopes, as you really can't control the result. Unfortunately, there was to be no retribution for Shanaze Reade :-(

Still, at least Colombia won their second ever Gold, so well done to Mariana Pajón!

Friday, 10 August 2012

Day 13, Thursday 9th August, Ladies Day

The first medals of the day came in the Dressage, or as it has come to be known, the horse dancing. This time they were taking the horses around to music, and our big hopes were among the last out. The problem was that the penultimate rider out, from Holland, put in a routine where, according to the commentary, she "smashed it" (Damn you Keays & Gray). Charlotte Dujardin's ride looked pretty good to the uneducated eye, but there was a point towards the end where they thought she'd made enough of a mistake to miss the Gold. I think they were more surprised than anyone when she won - perhaps a bit of a hometown decision? I don't really care, especially after we got nothing in the Velodrome!

Charlotte Dujardin, Dressage, Gold

Laura Bechtolsheimer, Dressage, Bronze

Ah, proper Yorkshire grit from Nicola Adams, winner of the first ever boxing medal for women. When interviewed about the support, she said it had made her day! It was a great fight as well, she put the Chinese World Champion on her backside, and was 9 points clear going into the final round. The crowd, who were mainly there for Irish national heroine Katie Taylor, went absolutely beserk, and ramped it up even more for Taylor, who duly delivered the medal the whole of Ireland were waiting for.

Nicola Adams, Boxing

The most unexpected Gold of Ladies Day was in the Taekwondo. Jade Jones, the 19 year old from Flint in Wales, whose local pub got everyone to chip in so that she could go to the junior olympics in Singapore 18 months ago! I think they got the return on their investment tonight!

She had to get past the World Number 1 in the semi (which she did), and then the World Champion in the final. I wasn't sure about the ultra-defensive tactics of the Chinese player in the final, and both seemed to be nursing injuries by the end, but Jade only went and beat her, to exuberant celebrations! Well done Girlo, only the 3rd Welsh woman to win an Olympic Gold.

Jade Jones, Taekwondo, Gold

Honorable mentions to Keri-Anne Payne, finishing half a second off Bronze in the 10km Open Water Swim, and Andrew Osagie, smashing his lifetime season's personal best in the fastest 800m ever, won by David Rudisha in unquestionably the finest performance in the stadium, a world record time and the first person under 1.41. Osagie broke the world record for the person finishing in 8th!

Thursday, 9 August 2012

One more for the honorary Team GB cyberpodium

Erick Barrondo, winner of Guatemala's first ever Olympic medal, a silver in the 20km walk. Read more here.

This is what he said afterwards:

"It is well known that Guatemala has problems with guns and knives," said Barrondo. "I hope that this medal inspires the kids at home to put down guns and knives and pick up a pair of trainers instead. If they do that, I will be the happiest guy in the world."

Wednesday, 8 August 2012

Day 12, Wednesday 8th August: Nothing to see here

I demand an enquiry! Not a single actual medal today, though a couple more guaranteed in the Boxing, and a Bronze play-off in the Hockey. Also well positioned in more Sailing.

The heartbreaker was Nick Skelton in the Show Jumping. In Athens he'd had the Gold in his hands and had such a poor final round he ended up in 12th. Today, he also had the Gold in his hands, was out last, and almost had it - just knocked the penultimate fence and that was that. Out of the medals. One fence down out of 5 rounds. Poor bloke.

Of course, it's all down to the radio commentator John Hunt who was halfway through the word Gold when that fence went down - talk about the mockers!

We pick up the commentary as Nick Skelton clears the difficult combination fence, 4 from the end

If he can stay clear, inside the time of 80 seconds, Nick Skelton's heading for a jump-off for Gold.

(pauses for a micro-second)

OH HE'S GOT THE EIGHTH DOWN! IT'S GONE! He clipped it with his back legs and it is gone. Nick Skelton's hope of a medal is gone at the eighth.

Brilliant radio!

Day 11, Tuesday 7th August, the mantle is passed

The first medal today, won by Nick Dempsey, has an interesting back story, which illustrates once again the sacrifices needed to become an Olympian. In this case, Sarah Ayton, winner of two sailing golds herself, gave up her shot at a third so that she could bring up their young family, and he could dedicate himself solely to his windsurfing. That takes quite a lot!

Read about it here.

Nick Dempsey, Windsurfing, Silver

The Brownlee brothers seem to be a bit of a force of nature in the Triathlon. Having heard a lot of talk about them but never having actually seen them, I had assumed they'd be big chunky lads, so imagine my surprise when I saw that actually they look like a couple of weedy pigeons! How wrong can you be?!

I was in a customer meeting, but we thought we'd check the BBC website and ended up having an extended lunch break watching the conclusion of the cycling leg, then all of the run. The Brownlees and a Spanish fella got away from the pack early, so the medals were never really in doubt, just the order.

Stuart Hayes did a huge turn on the front of the peloton, to keep the pace high and to discourage any breakaways, and this worked a treat, fully justifying the decision to use domestiques to protect the potential medal winners. It's just a shame it didn't work for Helen Jenkins, due to her secret injury.

Younger brother Jonny had been penalised for getting on his bike early, and so he had a 15 second penalty to take at some point. However, such was the lead by the time he took it that he still finished comfortably in bronze! Not as comfortably his brother, who had time to collect a flag and jog down the finishing straight before walking through the tape and having a sit down!

The medal ceremony was delayed when the younger, weedier pigeon collapsed before it and needed a bit of food & drink to raise his blood sugar levels. Reports that his Yorkshire citizenship have been withdrawn due to this feeble lack of grit remain unconfirmed.

Alistair Brownlee, Triathlon, Gold

Jonny Brownlee, Triathlon, Bronze

I didn't see much of the next medal, but by all accounts it was compelling viewing, and led to our first ever medal of any colour in Dressage.

Carl Hester on Uthopia, Charlotte Dujardin on Valegro and Laura Bechtolsheimer on Mistral Hojris, Team Dressage, Gold

Ah, the Nation's new sweetheart next, Laura Trott, finishing off the Omnium. In the penultimate Scratch race, she was well positioned on the wheel of Sarah Hammer, her rival for Gold, when the Aussie battling for bronze came through at just the wrong time and scuppered her sprint, leaving her second and two points back going into the final race, the 500m time trial, 2 laps of the track, with your nearest rival on the other side.

2 things were needed for the Gold to be won: Trott needed to finish 2 places clear and hope she was 0.6 seconds faster on the countback if timed events, or she needed to finish 3 places clear & win it outright. In the World Championships earlier this year, Trott won the final event & Hammer was 4th. As it turned out, not that you'd have known from the yet again shocking OBS coverage, Trott had a superb couple of laps, and as they came into the split screen at the end, Trott had won, Hammer was 4th, and the gap was 0.7 seconds! GOLD!!

Rounds of TV & Radio interviews followed, where her ebullient personality came to the fore. However, hearts were broken within hours when pictures of her canoodling with Jason Kenny were published along with an acknowledgement that they were, indeed, Britain's Golden couple! Good luck to both of them.

Laura Trott, Omnium, Gold

Queen Victoria - what a career! I do wonder how wel she would have done if she'd been mentaly stronger, but maybe the fragility made her so great to watch. The build up to the final was routine for her & Anna Meares, her Aussie nemisis, but Vic had looked better. It was unquestionably the final we all wanted, but the result didn't go according to the script!

The first race was very tight, looking very physical on the second lap where Meares appeared to drift into Pendleton, causing Pendleton to drift out of her line fractionally before winning by 1,000th of a second! Or was it the other way around? Before too long we had the familiar pictures of Dave B arguing with a man in a blazer looking at a tv screen, and sure enough, whichever side of the fence you were on, it and whether you thought the elbow explained the drift, the commisaires had their say, and the result was reversed.

Vic was not happy - "but she pushed me first" she could clearly be seen to say, and somehow her heart just didn't seem in it anymore. In the second race, she was done up like a kipper by Meares who took her into a trackstand (planned in advance and known to be something Pendleton hates), which Pendleton pulled out of, went ahead, and provided the draft needed for Meares who came around her & won easily.

Cue much outpouring of emotion from both sides, and Pendleton holding Meares's arm aloft, before stopping & getting off a bike in a velodrome for the last time. Her relief was palpable, she wouldn't be "going nowhere very fast" any more, and she will be greatly missed. I don't think we'll be seeing a comeback though, as she seemed to really hate it by the end.

Victoria Pendleton, Sprint, Silver

Was this last velodrome medal ever really in doubt?! Chris Hoy is just magnificent, and the final of the Keirin was all the more exciting because he didn't have it all his own way.

He led from the front from 2 laps out and seemed to be cruising to the victory when a German rider appeared by his side and started edging ahead. A nation yelled NOOOOOOOO, haven't you read the script? Hoy saw him coming, kept the lower line, and somehow dug deep and pulled ahead again coming around the final curve and into the straight, and then WON!

Cue wild scenes, tearful parents, a guard of honour for Hoy, a very dusty medal ceremony when he picked up his 6th Gold, surpassing that other sporting knight, and was affected by his allergies!! During a post race interview, the hugger in chief himself popped up to pass the mantle to Hoy, who wouldn't accept it - "I'm honoured to be mentioned in the same breath as Steve, he'll always be the legend" - how about this Chris, you're both legends!

It was also great that the radio got his father on and they both chatted after each of the medals - the modest "thanks Dad" being one of my quotes of the games.

Sir Chris Hoy, Keirin, Gold

I was still buzzing so much from the cycling that the athletics almost passed me by. In truth, all the athletes had a pretty poor competition, and the only thing I can remember about the final is our amusingly named Bronze medallist. Call me shallow...

Robbie Grabarz, High Jump, Bronze

Day 10, Monday 6th August, Olympic Park at last!

I'd been looking forward to today, not least because I hadn't seen anything live since the cycling time trial. Olympic Park, at last!

I got chatting to some volunteers on the tube in, who said they hadn't been allowed to fill the spare seats in their uniforms, in case Joe Public got all riled up. On behalf of Joe Public, I informed them that this ruling was bollocks. They had some good stories - the boxing venue swimming in beery vomit by the end of each day, the Spanish couple who turned up at Olympic Park with a ticket for the football in Coventry that day, the old man who tried to sneak in via a side entrance!

We were well marshalled out of the station & around the side of Westfield to the Stratford Gate, where the queues were pretty light and I was inside within 15 minutes. As I walked in, a huge roar went up from the stadium - a GB discus thrower had just hit the qualifying mark!

I met up with Chris and we made our way via Park Live for some sailing & a picnic to the Copper Box, The Box That Rocks (according to the tiresome announcer). Chatted to some Danes outside who told me I should cheer them on against South Korea, and as we ended up in amongst a bunch of Danish supporters, we did just that.

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As it turns out, Handball is a really exciting game, at times hilariously physical. There's nothing like seeing grown adults pushing each other over. Both teams also had their fair share of rather unathletic looking athletes, which is always encouraging. My favourite was the Korean number 8, who was always in the mix. One particular highlight was a sequence which started with him complaining about being elbowed by one guy, which was followed by him being sandwich blocked by 2 guys and ending up lying on the floor between them while they shrugged and the crowd cracked up!

For rank outsiders who hadn't won a game yet, Korea were excellent value, and had a 2 goal lead for most of the match until deep into the second half when the Danes pulled it back and got the win.

The next game were no hopers Great Britain vs 2008 medallists Iceland. As has been the case in other sports we have't done before, we've kept it close for the first half or set, before fading - and this was what happened here too, though not from want of support from the crowd, who roared every goal.


We then made the rather schoolboy error of heading to the shop to buy a t-shirt, rather than proceed directly to Park Live for the Sprint final. I met some members of the Cabo Verde delegation in the queue and we had a photo and a quick chorus of Sangue Beirona!

Luckily we both had radios so we listened to the race as we made our way from the shop to the big screen, and after letting out a big cheer which confused the people around us, made it in time to see the laps of honour, replays & celebrations. Everyone stood up and sang the National Anthem too!



Next up was the nation's other sweetheart, Laura Trott, in the elimination race - the one we had famously missed when we left the test event early! It's a great race, where the last person over the line every couple of laps gets eliminated. She seems to love this race, and always finds the gaps at the last second. With the crowd inside & outside the Velodrome roaring her on, we had the usual very exciting race which Laura ended up winning!

That was it really for the day's hopes - Dai Greene was still to go in the 400m hurdles later on, but he qualified poorly and hopes weren't high, so we went off for a walk around the park, up to the Olympic rings (by the Velodrome / basketball arena) and back down to the big screen for the final. The park is bloody massive!


Unfortunately, Dai didn't do any better in the final and finished outside the medals, at which point we called it a night and headed for the exit. On our way out we walked past someone dressed in full Team Aussie kit, none other than Steve Waugh, but either because he's a grumpy git, or he was cold, or in a hurry, or thought he was going to get sledged by the Poms, he didn't stop for a handshake or photo - though he did at least look back and nod a greeting.

Went home on the DLR, resisting the efforts of the station announcer to give him a Team GB whoop - mate, it was after 10pm and everyone was knackered and wanting to get home!

Those medals: Beth Tweddle, Assymetric Bars, Bronze

A great routine but a step backwards on the dismount left her out of Gold with a few still to go. There followed some tense minutes listening to the radio commentary before the bronze was confirmed to great relief & delight! A real servant to UK Gymnatics, she was delighted and didn't get drawn into the whole "step away from Gold" the media tried to push on her.

Nick Skelton, Ben Maher, Scott Brash & Peter Charles, Team Showjumping, Gold

This was won while we were in the handball & not really paying attention to the thrashing being administered by Iceland. They showed the medal ceremony on the screens inside the venue to possibly the biggest cheers of the afternoon!

Jason Kenny, Sprint, Gold

Yet again you have to take your hat off to British Cycling & Dave B. Selecting Jason Kenny ahead of Sir Chris Hoy, denying Hoy the chance to defend his title, and putting Kenny in the way of Bauge who normally eats him up and spits him out. But as with all the other cyclists, the coaches have done a superb job and Kenny was more than ready for him. Much to my surprise, we didn't even need a decider, as Kenny put Bauge away in 2 races. Brilliant stuff. Apparently Gregory Bauge, as well as casting aspersions on how it was that we're doing so well in the velodrome, also said that Kenny wasn't that fast - got any silver polish for those medals Greg?!?